I can at least pretend to embrace summer

But for the most part (on a roughly 95-99% level) I do not embrace summer. You make me wear little clothes and I doth prefer to keep my pale, freckled skin from having to be molested by hideous sunlight.

Yes, yes, dramatic you say. How can you be so averse to sunlight when sunlight is what sustains life on earth you say? F off, my native blood is from that of Ireland and Norway. My people hiss at sunshine and this is the way it should be.

My opinion > your opinion