Friday, December 19, 2008

Did I need more reason to hate Hollywood?

A: no.

So, apparently they're making a live-action Cowboy Bebop movie. Before even giving away the worst news of all you should be EXtremely concerned because Hollywood is consistently a sack of "diddly" and to even pretend there's a chance that it can capture the spectacular-awesomeness (yeah, it's my blog and I will make up words at will) is laughable. Okay, time for the best part. Who are they going to cast as Spike?.. I'll give you a hint, he's the worst actor ever to walk the planet. I'll leave it at that.

... bullshit..

Thursday, December 18, 2008


We're back. Be afraid.

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep...but not before she raped them.

Much like an impending zombie infestation, the return of C slash E to the cyber-world was inevitable. I'm so excited I can't even come up with my own words, so in the words of Chewbaca and Helen Keller alike, "GLERB BLARHG UUUUUUGHHHHHH."